How do people post such deep emotional posts that make you rethink your life??

I mean I open a new empty blog canvas,
intending to write some post that makes readers go

THIS IS SO DEEP
I TOTALLY AGREE
WOAH LET ME RE-EVALUATE MY LIFE

and I end up writing this:

The quality of toilet paper you buy is really important.

?!?!

Oh yes and on Imgur there's been a plethora of tumblr gold~
You can easily search for them by typing in
imgur part 1,
imgur part 2,
and so on till
imgur part 8.

IT IS HILARIOUS

After part 8, search
imgur part 14,
then go to the comments and click on the links provided by OP to go to
parts 9-13
^~^

UPDATE: Parts 14 to 22 have been uploaded!!
UPDATE UPDATE: It seems like OP is never going to stop uploading these!! Part 30 now! :D

Literature seems like a very interesting subject.
Interesting, but hard to score :(