AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT

Out of fear of being corrected, maybe?

"Is being gay acceptable?"

If you say no...

Be prepared to be stoned

The right answers sound pleasing to our ears.

They put up no fuss.

"Very good! Let's move on." is most often said.

But isn't being politically incorrect more fun?

Come on, rustle up some jimmies

MAKE SOME NOISE.

Question the man!

Burn down the patriarchy!

What have you.

Naw you don't have to be so extreme.

I guess just be more curious and don't always give the right answer..?

It makes things boring.

Always. Ask. Why.

We are only powerful with the aid of weapons.

Yes, our ancient ancestors were skilled hunters- the best in the land- but what happened?

Look at Wall-E: the perfect portrayal of what will happen to humans.

Fat fat fat

Lazy

EUGH.

We kill nature to expand ourselves

But in fact we're slowly committing suicide.

WHERE ARE OUR BEAUTIFUL TREES THAT GIVE US OXYGEN

Slowly, slowly.

We're just fcuking ourselves up, man.

And we won't be missed

When Mother Nature overtakes us in the end.

Mother Gaia, by Humon Comics

Failure of a friend here sigh.

Chocolates?

Food?

Sleep?

Hugs?

Water?

Htht?

Blaefufadbobajdoc anyway I'm here for you ok

Will type them out in drafts one by one :(

I truly deeply apologise T^T

青春永远回复不了

每一天我们过日子，每一天死亡越来越近。

每天做这种东西

是不是 ＂你只活一次＂ 呢？

我们要珍惜生命！！

还有这整个短篇是我自己写的。

芷萱，汗如 （我知道写错），美易？？ 乐鱼 （😅），名优 你们好！

对不起如果我写你们的名字错了

华文名很好写

好了

拜拜

I have not slept

I am half dead

My essay is half completed only

(*o*)

It's just that whenever I want something, I don't want to spend any money to get it...

Take this very lame example: if I wanted an unconverted neopet, I would need to train my current converted neopet to have high battling stats, or morph it into a highly sought after species, then can I apply to trade for an unconverted neopet. High battle stats and morphing potions cost extreme $$$, which is probably the reason why I don't have any cool neopets.

And revelation 1a is: this is why we all love gifts!

Free stuff, y'all.

And revelation 1b, this is why they say SIMPLICITY IS KEY TO HAPPINESS.

I guess for me, I don't need extra stuff to make me happy.

All I want is for my surroundings to be optimistic as well and SHINE JOY EVERYWHERE

xoxo

Okay after this super excited bout of posting I'm really tired ahaha

Mah roomie and homies (punny!)

So I'll be happy if you're happy 

And I'll be sad if you're sad

So remember I'm always here with arms wide open!!

Giselle I feel like I have drifted away from you whyyyy

But Sophia, very good, we're super chummy now! Bully me moar ☻

Shona- We be best mates right! Well at least I feel our friendship has improved ^3^

And mel yay THE ROOMIE BOND IS THICKER THAN IT EVER WAS. Sorry if I annoy you sometimes!!! Hafta tell me! And don't build up all your anger, just spill it out in bite-sized pieces... We're not your Clan but I will unabashedly say that we are on equal footing ~o~

Oh and Minn/Eonji, you guys are cool too! Thank you for being so warm and friendly the minute you came in! It's been a real fortune having you two as our new homieszZXC

Yes lovely House 5

/rapper nod

*edits violently* (don't worry I didn't change any of the original text): THANKS FOR SINGING THOSE LOVE SONGS YA

Go hard or go home I always say.

And yet I usually go home.

Erhmagerd now I'm tired + homework undone :(

Wow this is the worst...

Being given a sample of the delicious forbidden fruit

And then having it dangled in front of your face

What do you expect me to feel now :(

On a side note wow this room is nice!!

"LOLSIES CARPE DIEM YES I WILL GO"
#loser joy fo lyfe

I want to go...
-Skiing!
-Snowboarding!
(Just basically go to the snow)
-Brunch! (A million and one places to go)
-Mount Dandenong! (1000 steps!)
-QVM for intense fruit shopping!
-Random lunch places instead of always returning to Palmie
-Surfinggg
-To a farm ahhh

What am I doing with my life?
I don't want to walk down a path worn out by others: trinity, melb u, work. workworkworkwork. die.



(sorry for poor image quality! try opening it in a new tab?)

I want to drop it all
Run a few marathons,
Go backpacking around Aussie with my cam and a loved one,
Get up and watch the sun rise every day.
Maybe learn how to dance,
Learn a new language,
Try being a barista.

The possibilities are endless



We weren't made to be robots
We were made
To dance,
To sing,
To climb,
To love,
To embrace beauty.

I have to remember to be gracious.

I have to remember that not everything revolves around me.

I have to remember that others have lives too.

I have to remember to be conscious of that.

I have to be able to let go,

I have to be able to accept that it's impossible for me to be a priority forever.

Sorry x infinite

I have to remember I have other people in my life.

How did it turn out this way

But most importantly,

I have to remember to place others first.

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1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.


2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.



3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.



4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.



5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.



6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.



7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.



8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.



9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.



10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.



11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.



12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.



14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.



15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.



16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

If only I could do this
I should,
I can,
I will.

I admit, sometimes I find it annoying.

But I know that it's for my own good and if it weren't for y'all, I'd be 10 years behind in the syllabus!

So yeah, thanks for:

-guilt tripping me

-forcing me to stay awake

-waking me up to study

-poking me during lectures

-locking my iPad

-switching on iPad Restrictions

-taking my iPad away

-offering incentives (chocolates!!!) to study

-just "Joy..."-ing me

Yes I'm actually very angry (during the actual nagging moment)

AND YET appreciative of all you guys do <3

Somehow I feel very loved hahaha does that make sense?

Cuz if you guys didn't give a rat's ass about me you wouldn't do such stuff :')

Love you all, again

Sigh

Even coming to Melbourne doesn't help

Melbourne's pace can be considered relatively slower than Singapore

And yet I'm stillll soooo slowwww

Ugh

Side note, yay bonding time!!! Bonding with friends is awesome

Neopets is taking over my life!!!

Help meee

Even celebrated Kevin's birthday!

Arief is the coolest i swear.

He has sound effects for every single action and that's pure gold.

Braden cooks fab steak and sunny side ups!

Yum

And mel and I went on a quest for food but ended up talking to people.

Yeah and then managed to talk to David for quite a while!

Good times good times.

Have to cherish them, otherwise what memories will I have when we part?

Oh and David your hair's very soft. I like.
Wow shit you're damn cute

Bad bad bad

2. Abandon all-nighters
Foregoing sleep by cramming all night reduces your ability to retain information by up to 40%. If you can, mix in a nap somewhere to refresh your hippocampus.

3. It doesn’t mean what you think
If you know you have to pull an all-nighter, try a “prophylactic nap." It’s a short nap in advance of expected sleep deprivation that will help you stay alert for up to 10 hours afterwards.

4. You can’t avoid that down period after lunch by not eating
Human bodies naturally go through two phases of deep tiredness, one between 2-4 a.m. and between 1-3 p.m. Skipping lunch won’t help this period of diminished alertness and coordination.

5. Pick the right time
After lunch in the early afternoon your body naturally gets tired. This is the best time to take a brief nap, as it’s early enough to not mess with your nighttime sleep.

6. Hour naps are great
A 60-minute nap improves alertness for 10 hours, although with naps over 45 minutes you risk what’s known as “sleep inertia," that groggy feeling that may last for half an hour or more.

7. But short naps are best
For healthy young adults, naps as short as 20, 10, or even 2 minutes can be all you need to get the mental benefits of sleep, without risking grogginess.

8. Drink coffee first
The way this works is you drink a cup of coffee right before taking your 20-minute or half-hour nap, which is precisely how long caffeine takes to kick in. That way when you wake up, you’re not only refreshed, but ready to go.

9. The NASA nap
A little group called NASA discovered that just a 26-minute nap increases performance by 34% and alertness by 54%. Pilots take advantage of NASA naps while planes are on autopilot.

10. Can’t sleep? Don’t stress
Even if you can’t fall asleep for a nap, just laying down and resting has benefits. Studies have found resting results in lowered blood pressure, which even some college kids have to worry about if they are genetically predisposed to high blood pressure.

11. Napping may save your life
A multi-year Greek study found napping at least three times per week for at least 30 minutes resulted in a 37% lower death rate due to heart problems.

12. More nap benefits for the brain
Not only will napping improve your alertness, it will also help your decision-making, creativity, and sensory perception.

13. But wait, there’s more
Studies have found napping raises your stamina 11%, increases ability to stay asleep all night by 12%, and lowers the time required to fall asleep by 14%.

14. The ultimate nap
According to Dr. Sara Mednick, the best nap occurs when REM sleep is in proportion to slow-wave sleep. Use her patented Take A Nap Nap Wheel to calculate what time of day you can nap to the max.

15. Fight the Freshman 15
Research shows that women who sleep five hours at night are 32% more likely to experience major weight gain than those sleeping seven hours. A two-hour nap isn’t feasible for many, but napping is a good way to make up for at least some lost night sleep.

16. If it was good enough for them…
Presidents JFK and Bill Clinton used to nap every day to help ease the heavy burden of ruling the free world. Of course, they also had other relaxation methods, but we won’t get into those.

17. Do like the Romans do
In ancient Rome, everyone, including children, retreated for a 2 or 3-hour nap after lunch. No doubt this is the reason the Roman empire lasted over 1,000 years

18. Don’t wait too long
The latest you want to wake up from a nap is five hours before bedtime, otherwise you risk not being able to fall asleep at night.

19. Sugar is not a good substitute for a nap
When we are tired, we instinctively reach for foods with a high glycemic index, but after the initial energy wears off, we’re left more tired than we were before.

20. It’s a good way to catch up
If it takes you less than five minutes to fall asleep at night, you are sleep deprived. If you never can seem to get to bed earlier at night, a mid-day nap is a great way to catch up on sleep.

21. Underclassmen need more sleep
Freshmen and sophomores who are still in your teens: you need up to 10 hours of sleep to feel rested. So odds are, you are sleep-deprived.

22. You’ll have to leave the party sooner
After one school-week of not getting enough sleep, three alcoholic drinks will affect you the same way six would when you are fully rested.

23. Don’t drive drowsy
Don’t be afraid to take advantage of an “emergency nap" on the side of the road in your car. Every year, as many as 100,000 traffic fatalities are caused by sleepy people behind the wheel.

24. The Einstein Method
If you are concerned about sleeping too long, do what Albert Einstein regularly did: hold a pencil while you’re drifting off, so when you fall asleep, the pencil dropping will wake you up. (We do not guarantee you will wake up with a 180 IQ.)

25. Missing sleep is worse at your age
For people ages 18 to 24, sleep deprivation impairs performance more significantly than in other age brackets

Source: http://www.onlinecollegecourses.com/2012/02/12/25-napping-facts-every-college-student-should-know/

Sorry again for dumping weird stuff here again!
But this is really interesting cuz it shows that naps aren't that bad.
I think I'll go nap in the afternoon later 8)
Will try to blog about personal stuff soon!

1) I have absolutely zero self-discipline. This is the number one cause of all my other problems.

2) I'm selfish. Human nature, some might say, but I believe in being selfless :(

3) I can't balance my time.

4) I'm insecure. About friends. Wow.

5) I thrive on social contact, yet I don't want too much noise or partying. Wat even.

6) I'm fat! And this is because I don't have to discipline to diet, nor eat clean.

7) I don't do homework. Surprise!!!